Feline Physics 101: Your seven pound cat, being neither solid, liquid, nor gas, can and will expand to occupy all but a six by six inch square of your queen sized bed. Feline Behaviors 101: The aforementioned cat, regarding you only as "food dispenser," really does expect you to sleep on the floor. Have a great Wednesday! Your votes are in!
Yesterday, I accidentally infuriated an obsessed Twilight fangirl. I told her, "I didn't hate Twilight, but I would have liked it a lot more if, "the greatest love story EVER," wasn't literally built on the sole foundation of, "you LITERALLY smell good enough to eat." I thought she was going to take a swing at me...but I stand by my totally valid point. Just a random thought for the day. Have a great day! Votes are in!
Bought savings bonds and some small gifts for grandchildren; printed Christmas letter; signed, addressed, stamped, sealed cards; put star on tree. Nothing else yet, just a red star; looks like a Russian lives here. Whell, it's a star.....t.
Just stopped in to check for messages and new applications from my friends. Now, curling up with a fleece blanket, chai tea, and three cats to welcome back the return of Fear Factor on NBC! Because few things are funnier than watching generally rational people absolutely panic about performing a totally safe stunt supervised by professionals. Haha...let the amusement commence!
