Monday is a day I pass along something my Grandfather told me a long time ago: When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it seems as though you could not hold on a minute longer, never give up then, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. Your vote is in!
On this Super Bowl Sunday I wanted to pass along this thought: The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. Your vote is in!
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
The roads are still icy here in my section of Colorado. But, as I sit here with some warm green tea, I find myself laughing, remembering my four years of high school in northern Virginia, where three times in four years, they canceled school for the POSSIBILITY of snow. The best part was; all that snow they predicted never came! Have a great, warm Saturday! Votes are in!
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'? GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'. TEACHER: No, that's wrong. GLENN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
