Seen in the newspaper: FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, $200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
I was asked why my cat never scratched my furniture. I looked at my friend, and answered: "Much like the Darwin-award worthy flaw in pufferfish, where some inflate and then can't deflate, my cat can dig her claws into the couch just fine. However, she's not quite smart enough to retract her claws and get free! Three attempts later, it has never happened again!" Have a gorgeous Saturday! Voted.
Someone said that due to the economic crisis and in order to conserve energy the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Hmm. Light a candle and keep going!