LITTLE JOHNNY ASKED HIS GRANDMA HOW OLD SHE WAS.
GRANDMA ANSWERED, "39 AND HOLDING." JOHNNY THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT, AND THEN SAID, "AND HOW OLD WOULD YOU BE IF YOU LET GO?"
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. It's Monday, smile! Your vote is in.
WHEN THE 3 YEAR OLD OPENED THE BIRTHDAY GIFT FROM HIS GRANDMOTHER, HE FOUND A WATER PISTOL,SQUEALED WITH DELIGHT, AND HEADED FOR THE SINK. HIS MOTHER TURNED TO HER MOM AND SAID, "I'M SURPRISED AT YOU. DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW WE USED TO DRIVE YOU CRAZY WITH WATER GUNS?" MOM SMILED AND THEN REPLIED, "I REMEMBER!"
Hey...So...I am going to be on the Ricki Lake show tomorrow Monday the 10th. They are airing two shows that day and here in Seattle it is on KCPQ 13 at 10pm but I'm not sure what channel and times in other areas. But look for the episode about Starting Over. Finally home. Had a busy couple of months. Donald got married and then I just got back from vacation in California. Voted :)
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated. Saturday's were made, to allow you to see, how the your world will be, when you retire one day and can't remember what day it is!!!!! Your vote is in.
Posted 09/08/2012 08:49 am
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