An elderly woman wanted to be cremated and her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart
'Wal-Mart?' the preacher exclaimed,'Why Wal-Mart?'
'Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week'.
Greetings on this Sunday from Malin Head Ireland spending time with family and friends. Wish you were here to enjoy the outstanding Irish ocean!
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I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.