There comes a time when you have to stop crossing oceans for people who won't even jump a puddle for you. Now with that in mind, be yourself on this Monday!
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How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? The cat says, "Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is, How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?" Proof that DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on the Breed. Poodle: "I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."