Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. Have a great Tuesday! Your vote is in!
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
Thanks Sweetie!! Sorry for being away for a few days. My mother was out of town for the weekend so I had to help my father with my oldest sister. Hope you had a wonderful weekend! Your Monday votes are in. Have an awesome night!!