Monday Joke and a Vote: A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: "Oh, $40 a year isn't too bad."
Friday Votes and a Joke: Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?" "I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests." "I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean, are you prepared spiritually?" "Oh, sure," came the reply. "I've got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey."
Going home to Ireland for a visit on Friday and will be gone for 3 or 4 weeks. Will vote for you every chance I can get to the internet and away from the Pub!!!
Your Thursday vote is in.
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you too, can become great. Have a great Wed. and be great! Your vote is in.
So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable. Have a great Sat. and enjoy life!!!! Your vote is in.
