Votes are in on this very warm Thursday from Daytona Beach, Fl.
Monday Joke and a Vote: A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: "Oh, $40 a year isn't too bad."
Friday Votes and a Joke: Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?" "I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests." "I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean, are you prepared spiritually?" "Oh, sure," came the reply. "I've got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey."
Thursday votes are in. Be back tomorrow with a good joke for you. Thanks for voting!
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old. Have a great Monday and week!!! Your vote is in.
Going home to Ireland for a visit on Friday and will be gone for 3 or 4 weeks. Will vote for you every chance I can get to the internet and away from the Pub!!! Your Thursday vote is in.
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you too, can become great. Have a great Wed. and be great! Your vote is in.
It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see. Checking in on you this Tuesday! Your vote is in.
In these times you have to be an optimist to open your eyes when you awake in the morning. Sending you Monday sun! Your vote is in.
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. Have a wonderful Sunday !!!! Your vote is in.
So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable. Have a great Sat. and enjoy life!!!! Your vote is in.
You can never plan the future by the past. Have a special Friday and and even better weekend! Your vote is in.
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing. Have a great Thursday and smile!!! Your vote is in.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. Hope that made you smile!!! Have a super great Wed. Your vote is in.
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