I took the family out for Ice Cream tonight at a local Diner. The line to pay the check was out the door. I looked to my right and saw our car 20 feet away and said "let's go" so we took off. Funny because we didn't even order fat "free" ice cream! I call that a New Years Treat.. Petroni style! Voted for you!
For last year's words belong to last year's language and next year's words await another voice. And to make an end is to make a beginning. Have an outstanding 2011 !!!! Your vote is in.
A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!" "Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile.............Happy New Year votes are in!!!
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. Have a great Friday and a safe New Years Eve. Your vote is in.
We are one day closer to a new year and a new beginning. Your Thursday Votes are in. Thank you for the support and love.
One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. ~John Burroughs
Hey man voted for you! Good Luck! Stay Strong! Keep the FAITH...And get on TV........I am truly pulling for you and everyone else on this site! We got what it takes, but hey maybe they can't take it? Voted for you!
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster then a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb. Repost if this made you smile. Wed Votes in!
Votes Are in....heres another classic joke: A guide dog led his master across the road against a red light and the traffic came to a screeching halt. When he reached the other side, the blind man patted the guide dog on the head. "Why are you patting it?" asked a passer-by. "It almost got you killed!" "Actually," said the blind man, "I'm looking for its ass so I can give it a really good kick."
Votes Are in....heres another classic joke: A guide dog led his master across the road against a red light and the traffic came to a screeching halt. When he reached the other side, the blind man patted the guide dog on the head. "Why are you patting it?" asked a passer-by. "It almost got you killed!" "Actually," said the blind man, "I'm looking for its ass so I can give it a really good kick."
Posted 12/29/2010 05:58 pm
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