A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man was told he had only 24 hours to live.
He immediately called his doctor and his lawyer to his room. He asked the doctor to stand by one side of his bed and his lawyer to stand by the other.
After standing for some time, the doctor asked "What do you want me to do?" "Nothing. Just stand there."
A while later, the lawyer asked "What do you want me to do?" "Nothing. Just stand there."
As the hours wore on, the doctor and the lawyer watched the man weaken. When his time had almost arrived, the doctor and the lawyer again asked "Why are we standing here?"
"Well," said the old man, "Christ died between two thieves, so I thought I'd do the same!
I voted this wonderful Sunday! Have a great day!
Hey everyone, Happy Holidays! I did Stand Up in NYC tonight... What a fun night for me, I love being nuts on stage! Anyway, voted for you! Good Luck! Hope to see you on TV soon!
My 83 year old neighbor got pulled over for speeding. She told the cop she had to hurry before she forgot where she was going.
Voted today. Thought I would leave you with a funny joke to brighten your weekend. Hope it worked. Have a great Saturday!
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Friday Votes are IN. Heres a joke for ya. A man sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said."Give me the bad news first.""Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" asked the man incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news.""The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
Is grateful no bullets came in my home last night or hit anything on my car... somebody got shot right across the street from where I live last nite... OAN>>> each day is NOT promise so enjoy life while U can... bullets deaf don't have no names on it.. Happy Friday and think Positive.. the Devil want 2 rejoice but show him other wise! VOTED!!
Posted 12/17/2010 12:13 pm
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