Kelsey

People tell me I don't listen...or something like that. - sorry I've been MIA but thanks for the continued support while I was having a moment.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. At my son's last party, my 9 year old nephew flipped off another kid at the party...ahh I've taught him well...wax on, wax off little caterpillar

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? :)

Ever tested the stretch capacity of a bra? My boobs push my bra to the limit every day and I discovered that when my hoo-ha pops out for any reason, my bra slingshots up so forcefully, I am lifted off the ground. - VOTES VOTES VOTES