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As we all celebrate this weekend, let us all remember the famous words of Bill Pullman from Independence Day, “Tonight we will not vanish without a fight. We’re going to live on. We’re going to survive. “ Yes, regardless of how you feel as you lay your head on a hard white oval that has obvious sprinkles of pee from all the drunken men at your party who missed the hole in their drunken stupors and where you can actually smell the lingering effects of Kenny’s hot wing release (Stupid! You knew Kenny couldn’t handle spicy foods)…you WILL survive and no, you will NOT keep that promise that you will never drink again. Happy 4th – God bless our troops!

TGIF, Did you remember to vote, I sure did! When life gives you lemons; make lemonaide, then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party. Votes in, return the party favor. HAGW (have a great weekend)!

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CNN says to get over being angry, you should write down things you are grateful for. I’m grateful God gave me a mouth like a sailor and the talent to make up my own curse words during my fits of rage, I’m grateful for the hulk-like strength I have and amazed I could throw a person so far across the room, I’m grateful for being arrested by a cop who looked like Adam Sandler but didn’t understand why I was singing the Hanukah song and giggling on the way to jail, and I’m grateful I kept the medical expenses down by only dislodging one of her teeth. I’m blessed!

Sorry I've been MIA. Wish I could say I've been off taping my reality show but unfortunately my baby boy got real sick two days before taping and I had to ungracefully bow out...boohoo. All is well now and I'm back in the saddle waiting for my next chance to come along.

It's Friday, did you remember to vote? I did, Have a great weekend.

Many an opportunity is lost because a person is out looking for four-leaf clovers. Have a super Friday and a even better weekend!!!

It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem. Have a great Wed.

Happy Wednesday!

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Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint you can on it. Have a great Sunday.

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. Have a great Sat.

Use what talent you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best. Have a great Friday and a Brilliant weekend!!!

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Stopping in to say Hello! Hope the rest of your week goes really great!!

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Self-praise is for losers. Be a wïnner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble. Have a great Wed.!!!

Have a great day!

Hope you have a really great week!!

Have a great week gorgeous