Had a fight with my puppet Roger today! He claims I never let him talk and when I do I'm always putting words in his mouth. Hey there! I voted for you! Good Luck!
Tuesday is here and vote(s) or a nice hello and thank you are now in. Don't get run over trying for those last min. gifts. I got cast in a film called shoot the lawyers first, in a lead role. I hope all is good:)
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man was told he had only 24 hours to live.
He immediately called his doctor and his lawyer to his room. He asked the doctor to stand by one side of his bed and his lawyer to stand by the other.
After standing for some time, the doctor asked "What do you want me to do?" "Nothing. Just stand there."
A while later, the lawyer asked "What do you want me to do?" "Nothing. Just stand there."
As the hours wore on, the doctor and the lawyer watched the man weaken. When his time had almost arrived, the doctor and the lawyer again asked "Why are we standing here?"
"Well," said the old man, "Christ died between two thieves, so I thought I'd do the same!
I voted this wonderful Sunday! Have a great day!
Hey everyone, Happy Holidays! I did Stand Up in NYC tonight... What a fun night for me, I love being nuts on stage! Anyway, voted for you! Good Luck! Hope to see you on TV soon!
