Ole and Lena were getting on in years. Ole was 92and Lena was 89. One evening they were sitting on the porch in their rockers and Ole reached over and patted Lena on her knee, " Lena on, vast ever happened tew our sex relations? " He asked. " Well, Ole, I yust don't know, replied Lena, " I don't tink ve even got a card.from dem last Christmas."