"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." - Soaking up sunshine on Thurs.
"Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?" -- ;) - Hope you had a great weekend.
"You know, they got a luggage store in the airport? A place to buy a piece of luggage? How late do you have to be for a flight where you're like, 'Screw it - just grab a pile of sh**. We'll get a bag at the airport'." - have a great Thursday!