Was away for a day but Im back with votes. Missed everyone and now my joke of the day to hopefully put a smile on your face.
An elderly couple decide to celebrate their fiftieth anniversary by reliving their honeymoon. They get a reservation for the honeymoon suite in the same hotel at the same resort. After waking the next morning to a room service breakfast they begin eating in the nude. The wife says "Oh Harold! This is just like fifty years ago! My breasts feel all warm and tingly!"
To which he replies "Well, they ought to, Gladys... One is a hanging in your oatmeal, and the other is in your coffee!"
What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic! Dropping by with holiday cheer, greetings, and votes for all and to all a good morn! “I heard the bells on CHRISTMAS Day. Their old familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeat, Of peace on earth goodwill to everyone.”
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. Have a wonderful Christmas eve!!! Your vote is in.
Thursday votes are in. Joke of The Day(rated: NC-17): A husband and wife noticed that their little boy's penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor. They expressed their concerns to the doctor. The doctor said to feed the little boy lots of toast. The next morning, the wife gets up really early and makes a huge stack of toast... When the little boy comes down to breakfast, the mother says, "Take the top two slices. The rest are for your father."
Hump Day Votes are in! But heres a little joke before I go.
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, "So... out looking for a little bit of sex, huh?"
She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had six years of that with you. Now, I'm out looking for a LOT!"
