I'm not feeling funny today so no humor just an observation...doesn't everyone on the new BB look like they stepped out of the Abercrombie catalog? OK maybe just one small joke - When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Why is it that cheesesteaks cooking with onions smells so friggin good but when my little sister tackles me to the ground to smell her armpits that smell just like fried onion cheesesteaks I fight her to the death to not smell them?
As we all celebrate this weekend, let us all remember the famous words of Bill Pullman from Independence Day, “Tonight we will not vanish without a fight. We’re going to live on. We’re going to survive. “ Yes, regardless of how you feel as you lay your head on a hard white oval that has obvious sprinkles of pee from all the drunken men at your party who missed the hole in their drunken stupors and where you can actually smell the lingering effects of Kenny’s hot wing release (Stupid! You knew Kenny couldn’t handle spicy foods)…you WILL survive and no, you will NOT keep that promise that you will never drink again. Happy 4th – God bless our troops!
Posted 07/02/2010 10:17 am
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