Jeanelle

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? Just a thought on this Sat.! Your vote is in.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Enjoy this really great Thursday !!! Your vote is in.

Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us. Wed. is here, like it or not so smile !!!! Your vote is in.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. Have a super Monday! Your vote is in.

Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others. Have a great Sunday !!! Your vote is in.

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have. It's Sat. enjoy life!!! Your vote is in.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Have a great Friday and weekend !!!! Your vote is in.

Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible. It's Thursday, Enjoy! Your vote is in.

my vote is in good luck and god bless

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Patience and Diligence, like faith, remove mountains. Have a super Wed.! Your vote is in.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. Tuesday is here even if we wish it to be Friday!!! Your vote is in.

Don't worry about avoiding temptation...As you grow older, it will avoid you. OK it is Monday, but you are alive!!!! Your vote is in.

Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach. Sunday has arrived just for you to enjoy! Your vote is in.

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Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. Happy Valentine's Day my friend! Your vote is in.

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. It's Sat. and time to sit back and relax just a little! Your vote is in.

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. Have some fun on this Thursday!!!! Your vote is in.

The sweetest of all sounds is praise. You are the best!!! Have a unforgettable Wed.!!! Your vote is in.

It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first. Have a great Tuesday. Your vote is in.