A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Sunday Votes are in!
Friday Votes are IN. Heres a joke for ya. A man sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said."Give me the bad news first.""Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" asked the man incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news.""The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
Thank you Gina
They lied only 55 today valley rain mountain snow, (I love it) and then back in the 70's this weekend:(. I hope your Friday leads you into a super weekend, Keith
One day a college professor was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and asked if anyone in the class was a moron, and if they were, they should stand. After a minute a young man stood up.The professor then asked the kid if he actually thought he was a moron.The kid replied, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself". Votes are in, have a great Turdsday!...LOL