Gina Marie

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Have a great Tuesday and smile just a little! Your vote is in.

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Sunday joke and vote: There's not much difference between a toilet seat and an anniversary. Men usually miss them both.

Friday Votes and a Joke: Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?" "I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests." "I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean, are you prepared spiritually?" "Oh, sure," came the reply. "I've got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey."

Thursday votes are in. Be back tomorrow with a good joke for you. Thanks for voting!

A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view. This is going to be a great Thursday for you so enjoy the ride! Your vote is in.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. Have a safe Wed.! Your vote is in.

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If you can't convince them, confuse them. It's Tuesday, enjoy your day! Your vote is in.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old. Have a great Monday and week!!! Your vote is in.

Sunday's votes are in.

Allow yourself to be inspired. Allow yourself to succeed. Dare to excel. Enjoy your Sunday!!! Your vote is in.

Saturday's votes are in, have a wonderful day.

Saturday's votes.

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. Have a great Sat. and a super weekend !!! Your vote is in.

Saturday Vote and quick joke:The Spice Girls are getting back together for a reunion and Cher is going to unite with The Spice Girls this year..... Yea, they're gonna call her Old Spice!

Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as ever you can. That should keep you busy on this Friday !!!! Your vote is in.

Votes are in.

Back with Jokes and VOTES: A recent study was made to find out what days men prefer to have sex? It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with "T": Tuesday, Thursday, Thanksgiving, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday and Thunday.

The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend. This is your Thursday, the first day of the the rest of your life! Be safe! Your vote is in.