My 83 year old neighbor got pulled over for speeding. She told the cop she had to hurry before she forgot where she was going.
Voted today. Thought I would leave you with a funny joke to brighten your weekend. Hope it worked. Have a great Saturday!
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Friday Votes are IN. Heres a joke for ya. A man sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said."Give me the bad news first.""Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" asked the man incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news.""The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
Its cold outside in Va. I don't want to go out in it but I got to get the children's Christmas toys. We're expecting snow again today. Its started in other areas just not mine yet. Wanted to place my votes before I hit the road. Stay warm. Have a great day!
One day a college professor was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and asked if anyone in the class was a moron, and if they were, they should stand. After a minute a young man stood up.The professor then asked the kid if he actually thought he was a moron.The kid replied, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself". Votes are in, have a great Turdsday!...LOL
