Robert

After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man was told he had only 24 hours to live. He immediately called his doctor and his lawyer to his room. He asked the doctor to stand by one side of his bed and his lawyer to stand by the other. After standing for some time, the doctor asked "What do you want me to do?" "Nothing. Just stand there." A while later, the lawyer asked "What do you want me to do?" "Nothing. Just stand there." As the hours wore on, the doctor and the lawyer watched the man weaken. When his time had almost arrived, the doctor and the lawyer again asked "Why are we standing here?" "Well," said the old man, "Christ died between two thieves, so I thought I'd do the same! Have a great Sunday!

My 83 year old neighbor got pulled over for speeding. She told the cop she had to hurry before she forgot where she was going. I thought I would leave you with a funny joke today to brighten your weekend. Enjoy!

T.G.I.F. Just checking in this wonderful morning. Have a great weekend.

Brrrrr. Its cold outside. I don't want to go out in it but I got to get the children's Christmas toys. Wanted to come check in before I hit the road. Stay warm. Have a great day!

A person's dreams are an index to their greatness. Have a wonderful Wed. and dream!!!

Brrrrrr. Its cold and windy here in VA. Hope you are someplace warm and toasty. Have a wonderful day!

Hope everything is going well for you today! Have a great day.

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. Have a great Monday and an even better week !!!! Your vote is in.

Diligence is the mother of good luck. Have a great Sunday!!!! Your vote is in.

Have the courage to say no. Have the courage to face the truth. Do the right thing because it is right. These are the magic keys to living your life with integrity. Have a great weekend! Your vote is in.

The world of achievement has always belonged to the optimist. Have an extra special Friday! Your vote is in.

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. Have a wonderful and special Wed.!!! Your vote is in.

The only way to have a friend is to be one. Have a special Tuesday and call a friend!!!! Your vote is in.

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination. Have a great Monday and week! Your vote is in.

The energy of the mind is the essence of life. Have a super great Sunday and enjoy the day! Your vote is in.

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. Have a great Sat. and have some real fun!!! Your vote is in.