One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.
Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
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Dance above the surface of the world. Let your thoughts lift you into creativity that is not hampered by opinion. Have a super Wednesday and smile! Your vote is in.
Thanks for stopping by my page, even though I haven't been on here in a few months. I plan to pick it up a little bit here because I do like RW. How have you been? I've been away from RW on a personal journey and I'm still on the journey but I'm happier now than I was just a few short months ago. Have a good day and good luck with all of your castings. If you pray, keep me in your prayers. If not, TRY to think nice/positive thoughts. God Bless!
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. Have a great Sunday!
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Posted 02/24/2013 08:31 am
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