Brittney

Melt the icy fingers of fear with the sunshine of hope. Sunday is here waiting for you! Your vote is in.

Your Hi-Tech Redneck Votes are in on this warm and beautiful Saturday in Orlando!!

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. It's Sat. have a little fun today!!!!! Your vote is in.

Votes are in for Friday and heres a Friday Joke to put a smile on your face: A woman was sitting in the doctor's office when he came in and said," Mrs. Jones, this isn't a urine sample you brought in. It's apple juice." "Oh my god" she said. "I've got to get to a phone." "Why?" asked the doctor. "I must have packed the other bottle in my husbands lunch box."

thursday votes in!!

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope Celebrating my 36th today! Votes are in!!

Sorry if I am repetitive. If you haven't already done so please check out and "like" my comedy page @ www.facebook.com/roccodesertocomedy. I am trying to get to 2,000 "likes" .........voted

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. Have a great Monday and a super week! Your vote is in.

Happy New Year - voted.

For last year's words belong to last year's language and next year's words await another voice. And to make an end is to make a beginning. Have an outstanding 2011 !!!! Your vote is in.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. Have a great Friday and a safe New Years Eve. Your vote is in.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it! Its New Years Eve Eve. I think I'm gonna get some practice in tonight! Thursday votes are in!!!

Votes Are in....heres another classic joke: A guide dog led his master across the road against a red light and the traffic came to a screeching halt. When he reached the other side, the blind man patted the guide dog on the head. "Why are you patting it?" asked a passer-by. "It almost got you killed!" "Actually," said the blind man, "I'm looking for its ass so I can give it a really good kick."

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?" After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone." Tuesday votes are in!

VOTED! VOTED! VOTED! ;-)

A long married couple are discussing ways of economising. Husband says, "if you were any good in the kitchen we could get rid of the cook!" His wife replies, "if you were any good in bed, we could get rid of the chauffeur!" Votes are in..Have a wonderful evening!!

Voted for you Monday. Thank for your support. Happy holidays.

Was away for a day but Im back with votes. Missed everyone and now my joke of the day to hopefully put a smile on your face. An elderly couple decide to celebrate their fiftieth anniversary by reliving their honeymoon. They get a reservation for the honeymoon suite in the same hotel at the same resort. After waking the next morning to a room service breakfast they begin eating in the nude. The wife says "Oh Harold! This is just like fifty years ago! My breasts feel all warm and tingly!" To which he replies "Well, they ought to, Gladys... One is a hanging in your oatmeal, and the other is in your coffee!"

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. This is your Thursday, discover your dream out there! Your vote is in!

Thursday votes are in. Joke of The Day(rated: NC-17): A husband and wife noticed that their little boy's penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor. They expressed their concerns to the doctor. The doctor said to feed the little boy lots of toast. The next morning, the wife gets up really early and makes a huge stack of toast... When the little boy comes down to breakfast, the mother says, "Take the top two slices. The rest are for your father."