The better planned you are, the easier it will be to overcome unexpected obstacles. So plan your life, but live life as if you didn't. Sunday votes are in!
Was away for a day but Im back with votes. Missed everyone and now my joke of the day to hopefully put a smile on your face.
An elderly couple decide to celebrate their fiftieth anniversary by reliving their honeymoon. They get a reservation for the honeymoon suite in the same hotel at the same resort. After waking the next morning to a room service breakfast they begin eating in the nude. The wife says "Oh Harold! This is just like fifty years ago! My breasts feel all warm and tingly!"
To which he replies "Well, they ought to, Gladys... One is a hanging in your oatmeal, and the other is in your coffee!"
Thanks Steve! Votes are in and speaking of Santa Clause, did you know his current image (red suit, white trim and big belly) is courtesy of Cocoa Cola?
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. Have a wonderful Christmas eve!!! Your vote is in.
I wish you and yours a Very happy Thursday, I hope you have time to enjoy your families. I am still looking for a female human to adopt me for Christmas:) The best, Keith
Posted 12/23/2010 09:35 pm
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