Okay. I have a question / observation after a couple months here. After sending a lot of messages here: Is there a glitch in the "human verification system," does it know I'm not human, does one plus one no longer equal two...or am I genuinely too dumb to add single digits? I get an error every time I send a new message. Hmm. Have a great day! Votes are in!
Facts: Every family on Earth is dysfunctional. And, everyone thinks their family is craziest. Here's my entry in family lunacy: The time is 9:00, New Years Eve. The hoard of children are bored of their zombie shooting game. What next? Naturally...the old childhood game of cops and robbers becomes survivors versus zombies. Makeup and all. After all, what new year can truly start unless you've been tasked with impersonating a zombie? And, as the artsy one...my task was, assemble cardboard stage, assign harmless weapons, do makeup I can easily clean later, lead my zombies, and recruit a cousin to lead the survivors. This was live action Left 4 Dead, and my job was to portray a special zombie who cries to let you know she's in the area. You tell me: were my tears and wailing an act, or insanity setting in, and the wails real? New Years' check list: impersonate a zombie to entertain a bunch of kids/teenagers...check. Haha! TGIF! Votes are in!
Recipe for a lousy night of attempted sleep: take one gigantic housefly, buzzing at the volume of a 747. Add three enthusiastic, but utterly inept feline bug hunters. Result: after eight hours of attempting to sleep through the fly's buzzing, the stampede of pursuing cats, and very, very loud, "ICK, ICK, ICK!!!" noises from Persephone in stalking mode with the occasional bang of a cat running into something...I finally got up. Today's mission: run my errands...and outsmart that damned fly! I know it's cold out...but my required amount of sleep is more important than giving the bug a home. By a unanimous vote of four to zero, this fly has been evicted from the household. Have an awesome Thursday! Votes are in!
Posted 01/05/2012 11:01 am
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