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The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?" After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone." Tuesday votes are in!

I never expect to lose. Even when I'm the underdog, I still prepare a victory speech. Have a wonderful Tuesday and smile!!! Your vote is in.

A long married couple are discussing ways of economising. Husband says, "if you were any good in the kitchen we could get rid of the cook!" His wife replies, "if you were any good in bed, we could get rid of the chauffeur!" Votes are in..Have a wonderful evening!!

Trust one who has tried. Have a great Monday and an even better week as we run toward 2011 !!!! Your vote is in.

Hey! Hope u had a great holiday! Voted! -R http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rhani-Loren/264511504713 Twitter: @RhaniLoren

Was away for a day but Im back with votes. Missed everyone and now my joke of the day to hopefully put a smile on your face. An elderly couple decide to celebrate their fiftieth anniversary by reliving their honeymoon. They get a reservation for the honeymoon suite in the same hotel at the same resort. After waking the next morning to a room service breakfast they begin eating in the nude. The wife says "Oh Harold! This is just like fifty years ago! My breasts feel all warm and tingly!" To which he replies "Well, they ought to, Gladys... One is a hanging in your oatmeal, and the other is in your coffee!"

Promise only what you can deliver. Then deliver more than you promise. Have a great Sunday! Your vote is in.

Christmas is the day that holds time together. Merry Christmas to you and your loved ones!!! Your vote is in.

Your votes are in! Hope you and yours have a very Merry Christmas!

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. Have a wonderful Christmas eve!!! Your vote is in.

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The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. This is your Thursday, discover your dream out there! Your vote is in!

Thursday votes are in. Joke of The Day(rated: NC-17): A husband and wife noticed that their little boy's penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor. They expressed their concerns to the doctor. The doctor said to feed the little boy lots of toast. The next morning, the wife gets up really early and makes a huge stack of toast... When the little boy comes down to breakfast, the mother says, "Take the top two slices. The rest are for your father."

Hump Day Votes are in! But heres a little joke before I go. Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, "So... out looking for a little bit of sex, huh?" She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had six years of that with you. Now, I'm out looking for a LOT!"

There is nothing deep down inside us except what we have put there ourselves. Have a great Wed. with special smiles! Your vote is in.

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. Tuesday Votes are in!!!

tue vt. Have a great day! :)

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. Have a Tuesday that you will enjoy!!! Your vote is in.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards. Have a great Monday as we march toward another Christmas! Your vote is in.

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