THANKS 4 VOTING SWEETIE.. HOPE YOU'LL KEEP EM COMING WHILE I'M AWAY ON VACATION ALL WEEK.. GOING 2 VEGAS N THE MORNING.. THANKS IN ADVANCE.. SEE YA WHEN I GET BACK.. HUGS, IVY :)
hi beautiful stoping by to leave you some love and sexXxy vote!
here are the joke of the day!!
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front
porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy
godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be
granted three wishes.
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really
rich."
** POOF *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful
princess."
*** POOF *** she turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.
Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of
them.
"Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.
*** POOF *** there before her stands a young man more handsome than
anyone could possibly imagine.
She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak,
he saunters across the porch in his catlike way and whispers in her
ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered, aren't you?"....
2.Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a
woman with whom he may want to "pound for a couple of round". After a wild night of getting it on,
it's time for the young lady to leave. As she's getting dressed, she and
Mike are having a conversation.
She says, "Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have good news and
bad news for you. Which would you like first?"
Mike thinks for a moment and says, "What the hell, give me the good news."
She tells him, "The good news is that you're bigger than Magic Johnson."
3.Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big
Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood.
The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red
Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree
stump.
"My what big ears you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. Some distance further down the
track Little Red Riding Hood again encounters the Big Bad Wolf, this time
crouched behind a road sign.
"My what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams... "Will you fuck off,
I'm trying to take a shit !"
hope you enjoy see you tommorrow
