Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. Have a wonderful Christmas eve!!! Your vote is in.
Thursday votes are in. Joke of The Day(rated: NC-17): A husband and wife noticed that their little boy's penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor. They expressed their concerns to the doctor. The doctor said to feed the little boy lots of toast. The next morning, the wife gets up really early and makes a huge stack of toast... When the little boy comes down to breakfast, the mother says, "Take the top two slices. The rest are for your father."
Hump Day Votes are in! But heres a little joke before I go.
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, "So... out looking for a little bit of sex, huh?"
She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had six years of that with you. Now, I'm out looking for a LOT!"
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. Tuesday Votes are in!!!
My Big Brother Update: I received confirmation via USPS that my Big Brother Application and Audition Video have reached the Big Brother house. Now it's just a matter of waiting until march when they start casting for the show. I am really hoping to be one of the houseguests for Big Brother 13. When the will is ready the feet are light. Your daily vote's in!
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Sunday Votes are in!
Posted 12/19/2010 03:15 pm
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