Keith

Male, 31, Wheaton IL

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HeatherIsNewlySingle said:

Thanksgiving Eve votes are in :)

Posted 11/23/2011 11:08 pm

Lito said:

iam glad you like the joke ima keep bringing alot more you way, just to keep you smiling all the time The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander." Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. "Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn't you be a bit more tactful, next time?" "Yes, sir," answered the Sarge. A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private McGrath's mother died. You'd better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. "Ok, men, fall in and listen up." "Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward." "Not so fast, McGrath!" 2.~pain on my side~Little Johnny~ At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the Kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Little Johnny groaned and responded , "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

Posted 11/22/2011 11:14 am

HeatherIsNewlySingle said:

Monday vote is in :)

Posted 11/21/2011 08:04 pm

Lito said:

passing by to show alot of Green Love, thank you for the support in everyway, here is the joke of the day, Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump. "My what big ears you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. Some distance further down the track Little Red Riding Hood again encounters the Big Bad Wolf, this time crouched behind a road sign. "My what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood. With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams... "Will you fuck off, I'm trying to take a shit !" hope you enjoy see you tommorrow

Posted 11/21/2011 10:03 am

HeatherIsNewlySingle said:

Uploaded more pics! What did you think of the fight last night? Voted

Posted 11/20/2011 04:43 pm

HeatherIsNewlySingle said:

Vote is in Keith!

Posted 11/19/2011 06:25 pm

Tuff said:

Votes are in...

Posted 11/15/2011 10:34 pm

Lito said:

im glad to see you pass by keith and show me love , that why i keep the humor for your soul, lots of love and here to have your back always you boii ~LITO~ Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may want to "pound for a couple of round". After a wild night of getting it on, it's time for the young lady to leave. As she's getting dressed, she and Mike are having a conversation. She says, "Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have good news and bad news for you. Which would you like first?" Mike thinks for a moment and says, "What the hell, give me the good news." She tells him, "The good news is that you're bigger than Magic Johnson."

Posted 11/15/2011 08:01 pm

April said:

Just voted again ;-)

Posted 11/13/2011 09:39 pm

Tuff said:

each day is a [NEW] Beginning! Start Fresh...Your VOTES are in!! ♥ Tuff

Posted 11/01/2011 01:57 pm

jessica said:

Thursday votes in!!

Posted 10/27/2011 01:05 pm

Tanya said:

hello

Posted 09/08/2011 11:47 pm

Priscila said:

Happy Tuesday!!!

Posted 07/19/2011 06:01 pm

Elise said:

vtd

Posted 12/28/2010 10:17 pm

Deborah said:

Moving forward there's something big about to happen and its GOOD. Thank all of you for the encouragement and love:)

Posted 12/07/2010 06:31 pm

Deborah said:

voting again been through some tough times but will get back on track all the best. ps could you say a little prayer for our family we need aplace to live and my husband needs employed Thanx:)

Posted 12/05/2010 06:35 pm

Rosana said:

Voted today!

Posted 09/18/2010 09:29 pm

Vikki said:

Hey, check out my new video in the video section! This is the first challenge for Terra Fossil Wines! Please vote for me! I really need your votes! I'll return the favor! Thanks!

Posted 09/11/2010 11:54 pm

brittany said:

voted 4 u sexy!

Posted 08/22/2010 01:02 pm

Jennifer said:

I hope everyone gets the parts they want! I try to vote every day so if you vote for me I will vote for you! Have a lovely day.

Posted 08/19/2010 04:22 pm

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