Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonay."
Made the kids sprinkle cakes this morning (pancakes with jimmies in them). Didn't have the heart to try to make my chocolate chip pancakes (it just wouldnt have tasted the same) Missing mommy already!
There's a sign by a road near here that says, "Watch for water on road". I have watched a lot but have never seen any water. Is this a Texas version of a snipe hunt?
