Thursday votes are in. Joke of The Day(rated: NC-17): A husband and wife noticed that their little boy's penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor. They expressed their concerns to the doctor. The doctor said to feed the little boy lots of toast. The next morning, the wife gets up really early and makes a huge stack of toast... When the little boy comes down to breakfast, the mother says, "Take the top two slices. The rest are for your father."
Hump Day Votes are in! But heres a little joke before I go.
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, "So... out looking for a little bit of sex, huh?"
She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had six years of that with you. Now, I'm out looking for a LOT!"
Thanks Brian!! LOL! How can Christmas be anything less than perfect with that awesome wish! Right back atcha with the wonderful Christmas wish and votes.
Had a fight with my puppet Roger today! He claims I never let him talk and when I do I'm always putting words in his mouth. Hey there! I voted for you! Good Luck!
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. Tuesday Votes are in!!!
