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Tammy

Female, 56, Fresno CA

About Me

Acting/Talent Experience:
I love to make people laugh. I am not saying I would be as good as the standups on stage. But I know I was put on this earth to bring smiles to everyones face. I love animals and would have hundreds if I could. I would so love to be on a reality show to show my grown kids that I can do things still. Plus to show older women and men that no matter what your age or size you can still try new things. You might not win but you tried. So please please call.
Am I affiliated with unions?:
No
A major event in my life was:
I got married to my 6th grade sweet heart that loved drugs and drinking more. He got abusive and I lost 2 little boys when I was 6 in a half months preg. Loosing my babies showed me life is to short. I lift my husband now I am with my true night in shinning amour. Am I angry about my past, not anymore.I later on did get preg, again from my night in shinning amoure. She is our angel girl that is almost 17 , has a MIND of her own. I also love to scare people.
The accomplishment I am most proud of:
I have 3 kids, they are monsters. No my oldest is 28 , he is living in Modesto, Ca. My second son is living here in Fresno on his own thank goodness. He has a wife ,a little girl .My angel of the group is 16,she thinks she is 25. She is in high school, shes a great student, I think she is allergic to dust or just work. My huby is my best friend,I do have to take all credit for him going grey.He is always getting picked on. I love scaring my family, pets and friends. They never know whats comin
An embarrassing story about me was:
Embarrassing story for me would be when I was in Walmart with my daughter ,friend and her daughter and my stomach started to act up. Well to make it short, I let out this gas that would kill and living plant then left my friend at the check stand so they would think it was her and not me. We laughed so I. I think I got the better part of that one.
My favorite Movie:
Sound of Music, G.I.Jane
My favorite TV Show:
All reality shows. Girls next door, house of panic ext
My best Physical Trait is:
My nose gets used to get a lot of comments.
Topics off limit to me at a party are:
None. Bring em all on. Might not know much about the topic but I can make jokes about it all
Do I have tattoos or piercings:
I have my ears pierced. I have a pierced belly button but since I gain some witght it looks to stupid and sick to wear it. I have a tattoo on the top of my butt. Its says TAM but it is also stand for TIFFANY ANTHONY MICHAEL my three kids. the loves of my life. my hubby thought of that one. how sweet huh. Yea he has his moments.
The weirdest thing about me is:
I do weird things sometime to get you to laugh. They say I take after my dad. I play jokes on everyone. If you have a pulse you are game for me. I will act all goofy to get my kids to turn red in public. Fart and have one of my kids or hubby or sister walk through it.
My friends would say my best qualities are:
I love people. I always have hugs for everyone. A should to cry on and open ears to listen. I make them all laugh and try to get going until thier tummys hurt. I love all animals and would stop to bring home a stray at anytime. I can make blankets that are like 3D. They are awesome. Well thats what people say.They all love my mud pie and lasguana, or how ever u spell that
My friends would say my worst qualities are:
I stress over things that dont need to be stressed about. Worry to much. I worry about a squrriel getting across the road safely. If my family is going to have food on their tables. Running out of toilet paper. They would say I pick on them to much but really its just because they fall for things I do to them.
The personality traits I most like about myself are:
I love the fact that I can make others laugh. No matter if they are a stranger,I can get men to laugh more. I thinks it just because they have no sense of humor lol.They just arent ready to have someone they have no idea is come and start messing with their minds. If I see someone needing help I do my best to help them out.If it is going to be really hard,and I dont think I can I am going to still try to help. It makes people happy if someone takes time out of their day just to say hi.
The personality traits I like least about myself are:
The worring part gets a little out of hand. I would really wipe that one off my list. My gasey stomach gets out of hand, well out of (YOU KNOW WHAT). I would have that problem fixed but its not fixable. I could have worse things. I hear how women talk about their hair going thin and they dont want to be bald. Shoot when mine all goes I am going to say I am G.I.Jane.
Miscellaneous Information:
I like people and seeing them laugh from something I did or from someone else is just great. I like scary people and here again it doesn't matter who does it to them, I am always going to think it is funny. That saying do on to others as you would have them do to you, Well if someone wants to scare me, bring it on. But watch out because what goes around always come beack to get you. Plus I always get you worse.