Jeff

I don't have any acting experience, but have plenty of talent.

No

I'd like to describe the purchase our current home. My wife and I converted a 14,000 square foot rural high school into a home. To say it was a monumental task would be an understatement! We had no clue what we were about to undergo. 6 years later I have grown to value both work and perseverance in a way I never thought possible. This experience has led to be the guy who says this: "Two roads diverged in a wood. And I, took the one less traveled. And that has made all the difference!"

I am most pround of my marriage/family life. I have been faithfully married to my wife for over 17 years. We have three kids and I am in it for the long haul!! This is a huge accomplishment!

This is easy. When I was 9 years old, my buddy and I convinced our moms to let us go to the saturday matinee with two girls we liked from our grade school. We all sat down and they told me to go get the popcorn. We scraped up every dime we had and off I went to the concession stand. I was walking back into the theatre and tripped just as I was entering the isle. I fell forward and landed flat on the floor. The popcorn exploded in front of me like a blast of confetti. I still can't buy popcorn.

Princess bride.

Diners Drive-Ins and Dives!

My athletic build.

None.

Tattoo on my upper right arm. It's a cross with a football helmet on top. Got it when I was 18 years old (tough guy playing college football). It symbolizes both my faith and football career. Hilarious side story on the tatoo. Halfway through I turned as asked the guy how long he had worked at the parlor. His reply, "oh, I don't work here. I'm just passing through today". He was serious.

I love to randomly speak in funny accents in public to embarass my friends and family. I'm good at it too.

Most likely my good attitude and sense of humor. It is said that I bring a lot of life to a room (sure glad I don't bring a lot of death). :/

I am always on time and can't stand being late. I have no patience for people who are late. Oh, they would also say that I'm too critical of poor customer service at restaurants (which is crazy! Wouldn't you expect great service when you spend your hard earned money!!).

My sense of humor and ability to encourage others.

I find it very difficult to focus on things for long periods of time. I get sidetracked easily. I have had to train myself to persevere,...but it drives me absolutely crazy.