SparklesTheClown

PLEASE WHEN CALLING & LEAVE NAME & MESSAGE ON VOICE MAIL REQUEST SPARKLES THE CLOWN & IN MOST CASES I WILL RETURN CALL VERY SOON. I USE MAGIC JACK & ALSO WORK ONLINE (SEE PROFILE) AS I HAVE ONLY BEEN ON HERE ABOUT A 4 DAYS AS OF JULY 22 2013 AND HAVE RECEIVED CALLS FOR APROX 6 SHOWS... AND HAVE TURNED ALL DOWN SO FAR YOURE WELCOME TO LEAVE MESG-ALSO SKYPE THERE ARE NO SECRETS HERE =WINK= ONLINE ONE CAN READ ALL ABOUT ME .. NO ACTUAL ACTING EXPERIENCE.. BUT EVERY DAY ON A STAGE

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EBAY EBAY SELLER FOR 15YR INGLE MOTHER AFTER AN ACCIDENT@ZOO~CLOSES 1st THRIFT SHOP--STARTED SELLING ON EBAY.OPENED ANOTHER SHOP & CLOSED--NOW BREAST CANCE FIGHT LAST 2YRS-HAVE DECIDED BECOME AN EXPATRIATE & MOVE BELIZE, LEAVING FAMILY SELLING ALL OVER NEXT YR "BREAKING NY/US" w/CAM OR NOT. WILL BE LIVING IN A SMALL STUDIO IN MY MEANS IN SANPEDRO FOR-SANITY-PEACE-HEALTH & FINAL RESTING PLACE

RAISING MY CHILDREN AS A SINGLE MOTHER SELLING ON EBAY LAST 15 YEARS. BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT . TO RETIRE ON LITTLE MEANS AND MOVE TO PARADISE. WHERE I CAN FEEL A CONNECTION. LOVED & AS PART OF AN ISLAND FAMILY. I WILL BE LIQUIDATING ALL POSSESSIONS TO RETIRE MY ONLY RETIREMENT ON A TROPICAL ISLAND SOLO, SLIGHTLY OVER WEIGHT CLOWN (MUCH DUE TO STEROIDS/CHEMO)AND LIVING A FRUGAL ALMOST HERMIT LIFESTYLE SEPERATED FROM FAMILY &FRIENDS;. GET MY EBAY UP & RUNNING IN COUNTRY,PSSPORT/VISA ISSUES ECT

ONCE GETTING HAND STUCK IN A TAMPON MACHINE.. BEYOND THAT.. PROB THIS.. MY SON SUGGESTED TAHT I SIGN UP & HAS ALWAYS SAID WE ARE LIKE A REALITY SHOW.. WITH REAL DRAMA & HUMAN INTEREST.. SO .. GIVING IT A GO. I BELIEVE THERE IS A STORY HERE CENTERING AROUND THE DIFFERENT REASONS PEOPLE HEAD OUT.. OR WHY THEY LEAVE FAMILY.. IM LIVING IT. AND ITS HEART BREAKING. IM TIRED OF SHEDDING RAINBOW TEARS O WANT ESTRANGED HUSBAND OUT~SELL ALL TO SET SON UP IN APT & GO ....

MAD MAX MOVIES

DUCK DYNASTY / WEATHER CHANNEL DISASTER SURVIVAL PROGRAMS

EYES THAT ARE THE WINDOWS TO MY SOUL

NOT MUCH.. I WAS A BARTENDER FOR YEARS.. LOL I CAN HOLD MY OWN.... PROB ANY TOPIC IM HAVING WITH A DRUNK ... THERE IS A DIF.. BETWEEN INTOXICATED... AND A DRUNK ....I DONT FAIR WELL WITH DRUNKS... IM DEALING WITH THE PHANTOM NOW.. THE ONLY DRUNK I WANT TO RUN INTO NOW IS A BAREFOOT ONE HOLDING A BELIKIN BEER.. I SAILED TO BELIZE ONCE AS A FIRST MATE DESTINATION UNKNOWN.. AND THATS WHERE THE CAPTN PUT ME AT 18 YRS OLD. I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT FONDLY OF BELIZE

NAPE OF NECK (BEFORE CANCER I WAS VIRGIN SKIN)~I HAD DONE BEFORE THE CHEMO-PINK RIBBON . CAN BE SEEN ON ME PAGE @ EBAY. w/ANXIETY BOUT RADIATION, LOOKING LIKE A SKINHEAD-CREATED MYSELF~A STATEMENT A PLEA TO MEDICAL COMMUNITY. CADUCEUS CALLA LILY FLOWERS ARE MY CHILDREN-PINK RIBBON. THE DAY OF MY WEDDING, MY HAIRDRESSER ASKED WHAT FLOWERS I WOULD CARRY. I REPLIED CALLA LILIES. HE BURST INTO A DRAMATIC LINE STATING. I'LL HAVE CALLA LILLIES @ MY WEDDING & MY FUNERAL.. APPARENTLY I WILL...

CLOWN FOR 15 YEARS. TREASURE HUNTING OBSCURE EXCENTRIC ( THOUGHT BY SOME ) LIFESTYLE. SINGLE MOTHER LIVING OUT OF THE BOX TO STAY AT HOME WITH CHILDREN.. THAT ARE ABOUT 1 YEAR FROM LEAVING THE NEXT. ITS TIME TO GET MYSEL WHERE I NEED TO BE. WHERE I DONT WANT TO BE IS WITH FAMILY IF I BECOME VERY SICK. I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO SHARE MY SMILE W/SOMEONE. MAYBE A NEW VILLAGE IN SANPEDRO & THINK OF NOTHING OTHER THEN HOW MUCH EBAY SMALL COSTS TO SHIP TO USA & WHATS COOKING ON HOTPLATE, BET TORTILLA

FRIENDLY , WARM AND FUNNY.. LOT'S OF MOXIE SURVIVOR .. LEAST THAT IS WHAT I WOULD LIKE TATTOOED ON MY NECK RIGHT BELOW BELIEVE .. JULY 2016 . THATS WEN I BECOME A REAL SURVIVOR THE 5 YEAR MARK. BETWEEN NOW AND THEN.. IS THIS A DEATH WISH MOVING TO BELIZE ON A SHOESTRING , NOT SUPPORT OR FAMILY. OR IS IT A TEST OF MY OWN WILL AND STRENGTH .. OR IS IT DEEPER EMOTION OF BURDEN, PRIDE & FAITH-NEVER HOPE=HOPE IS JUST SILLY HAPPY HOPECHIT-RE CANCER IT SOUNDS PITIFUL YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE

HOARDER OF EBAY GOODS AND WARES I TEND TO SURROUND MYSELF WITH MERCHANDISE & COLECTIBLES FOR OTHERS. NOT ASKING FOR HELP WHEN NEEDED.. I COULD PROB FIT IN A SMALL TRUNK, THE REST ARE ALL COLLECTIBLES AND ODD DIDDIES I PICK UP AT LOCAL AUCTIONS TO BRING TO EBAY. . SOON I WILL BE PLACING THOSE ITEMS IN A TRUNK AND HEADING TO BELIZE . ITS A SHAME THAT AN EXPAT CANT WORK IN BELIZE, IM SURE MY LINKED IN SHOWS POTENTIAL, FOR LEAST A 1YR IT WILL BE EBAY

COMPASSION. TRUE EMOTIONAL COMPASSION FOR OTHERS. IT IS NOT HARD FOR ME TO FEEL ANOTHER EMOTION. COMMUNICATION. I HAVE FOUND I NOT ONLY AM EASY TO TALK WITH BUT CAN BE INSIGHTFUL. ALSO READ BODY LANG VERY WELL. FACIAL EXPRESSIONS. ECT POSSIBLY FROM THE YEARS OF BARTENDING EXPERIENCE. THOUGH I BET I COULDNT REMEMBER HOW TO MAKE SEX ON THE BEACH. I FELL INTO VINTAGE TREASURE HUNTING AROUND 1998 AND SOAKED IT UP LIKE A SPONGE. I WORK ON PREMISE OF BUY LOW IN QUANITY & SELL HIGH.. WELL TILL NOW..

( THEME SONG WORKING SOLO SO MANY YRS ON EBAY ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU3izLwvx3Q LONELINESS .. YOU CAN BE SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE AND STILL FEEL LONELY .. AND .. YOU CAN BE ALONE.. AND NOT BE ALONE.. ITS ALL A STATE OF MIND. ITS TIME TO PUT MYSELF IN A POSITIVE LIGHT STATE .. JUST A TRANSITION, IF YOU DREAM IT IT CAN BE A REALITY, IF YOU PICTURE IT IT WILL COME.. IF YOU BUILD IT.. THEY WILL COME... ITS THE LAW OF ATTRACTION

48 YR OLD FEMALE BATTLING TO MAKE IT TO 5 YR SURVIVOR MARK. GETTING READY TO SELL EVERYTHING & MOVE SAN PEDRO BELIZE JUNE 2014. SOLO SURVIVAL EXPAT ADVENTURE I TRAVELED THERE BY SAILBOAT AS 1ST MATE 1983 WHEN I WAS 18YRS OLD(MANY STORIES THAT TRIP)DREAMED OF RETURNING.MARRIED SOON DIVORCE LEAVING HUSBAND w/BLESSING HE'S 'DRIFTING HIS WAY ON SHOESTRING- SON 19 IS GETTING 1ST PLACE ROUND THAT TIME. SON FUNNY AS HECK. AT ON POINT WANTED TO BE A COMEDIAN. THIS BOX IS "REAL" REALITY