Ryan
Male, 28, New York NY
About Me
Acting/Talent Experience:
No talent, no experience.
Am I affiliated with unions?:
No
A major event in my life was:
Not to play the whole, study abroad changed my life card, but my experience was insane. Spending 7 months over seas, over the summer I worked in a fancy art gallery in London & took a class at London School of Economics. Four days after that ended, I got on a ship & sailed around the world. Semester at Sea took me to 11 different countries ranging 4 continents with 700 other college students. This time outside the US fueled my confidence by allowing me to leave reality for 7 months.
The accomplishment I am most proud of:
Started a promotion/ event planning company with my three best friends my senior year at the University of Miami. Societe Miami catered to UM's loyal South Beach crowd. Promoting MIA's top clubs- LIV, Mansion, Amnesia & more- we hosted VIP groups the world's top DJs. From Tiesto to Afrojack, our events started with a pregame in our downtown penthouse, limos to south beach, and table & bottles. Outside of promotion, we hosted a yacht party for Miami Regatta & spring break trip for 30 to Mexico.
An embarrassing story about me was:
Its a toss up between the time I broke my arm with a hullahoop & when I almost got killed by elephants twice in one day in Mozambique. Your choice.
My favorite TV Show:
Shark Week Specials
My best Physical Trait is:
My Luscious Coiffeur
Topics off limit to me at a party are:
Uncomfortable topics. My mom has terminal cancer & sometimes it gets brought up in social situations. Squandering around this elephant in the room is always awkward as anything. Besides that, Im open to discussion. Perhaps a little too open.
Do I have tattoos or piercings:
An elephant with its trunk up on my ribs. My grandma first told me that an elephant with its trunk up was good luck, and my family had statue in our house my whole life. Now I collect elephants (not live...yet). Im getting a second one soon. Me and my six best friends are going to get matching tattoos. We went to Tibet together two years ago & we all decided we liked the Buddhist knot of eternity. Im thinking about getting this one on the inside of my arm.
The weirdest thing about me is:
I have some weak phobia of empty cans. I just find them disgusting, sometimes I start gagging. I wont even drink out of a can.
My friends would say my best qualities are:
The entertainment of the group. Whether it be karaoke or being the volunteer for a burlesque sex show in Amsterdam, I never miss out on an opportunity to have fun. Also, since Im pretty much the least apparent gay dude on the planet (hammer & nail type of faggot here) Ive become killer at getting my straight friends laid. I know what both parties are thinking inside, so its pretty easy. Once you get someone laid they love you forever.
My friends would say my worst qualities are:
"Simone, shut the fuck up" has been uttered more than once. Certain things set me off, and Ill be damned if Id let you ever hear the end of it. I never run out of anything to say- I will talk till I win. My friend have to deal with the brunt of this at times.
The personality traits I most like about myself are:
Social skills. Girls, boys, kids, seniors, rednecks, hippies- my openness allows me to relate to a lot of different personality types. This has helped me tremendously in life.
The personality traits I like least about myself are:
The narcissism evades any dissatisfaction I feel towards myself.
