Cristi

No acting experience but 10 years of tap and ballet dance. 7 years as a junior and high school cheerleader and later in my adult life I taught country and western dance for 3 years.

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I was diagnosed with 6 brain aneurysms in 2005, had 2 brain surgeries to repair them, diagnosed with 3 additional brain aneurysms in 2014 that I live with daily because they are no risk. In 2016 I was diagnosed with stage 3 uterine cancer and ended up on a walker and after physical therapy I learned to walk again! BUT, through all my medical issues, I learned to fight and become a warrior with a will to survive and heal at any cost! I’ve overcome more medical problems than anyone should

Never losing the fight for my life to be normal again after so many hardships with my medical history! I’ve lost 2 homes, 2 cars, jobs and been on disability and still managed to overcome adversity and do everything in my power to live a normal life and get better each time! The strive to be normal after near death diseases is a survival mentality that I’m proud to say I’ve nearly mastered!

The thing I do is one that my family calls a God given talent and one I should pursue as a business but it’s so crazy that it’s almost embarrassing to tell people about! I get dead people “ready” for their funerals! With me being an EMT and cosmetologist/ barber, I actually just fell into this role! I have dyed women’s hair and curled it at the funeral home, covered severe trauma with makeup, fixed wigs, hairpieces, and can do magic with makeup on the deceased to make them look healthy

Always

Yellowstone

Naturally looking younger than my age

Politics and religion

My ears are pierced twice in each ear, and I have a black and grey tattoo on my right side

I work on dead people! I’m an expert at covering up facial trauma from gun shots, car wrecks, bruising, etc. I dye, curl, cut and fix hair on them too! All for free, because it’s an honor to make someone’s family member look peaceful for their funeral before their family sees them! I can fix and cover anything that has happened to a deceased person! It’s my greatest honor to ease the burden of the families when they see their dead family and feel like they never suffered!

I’m a natural born salesperson and can convince anyone to do anything! I’m a talker from The south and my slow southern drawl can be deceived as unintelligent, but I’m actually extremely smart and love to prove my intellectual abilities! I love everyone but sometimes lack a filter! I reign in my opinions to be respectful to everyone but don’t ask my opinion if you don’t want an unfiltered honest answer!

I have no problem standing up for anyone when I feel they are being bullied or done wrong in any way! I can be fiery when I see someone who is disrespectful or mean! My friends would say, “don’t ask Cristi if you don’t want an honest answer”

That I can talk and befriend anyone! I am extremely resourceful and very independent! If I don’t know how to do something, I will not stop until I figure it out and how to get it done! The word “NO” is not in my vocabulary! I have the will and I will figure out how to get things done!

I’m impatient with lazy people or people who just give up and will not try! My biggest pet peeve is people who give up without trying and it becomes very evident that I am impatient and unimpressed with them! It’s hard for me to hide my dissatisfaction! I wish I could understand better that not everyone is made like me, and some people are fine with never getting a job done!

I’m 54, and I don’t look it! I’ve never had any cosmetic procedures or Botox and I think it’s a great attribute to look younger than you are when you get my age! I’m a one liner, off the cuff natural comedian as well! If I can find humor in anything, I will!