I put an ad on craigslist to rehome my cat and in response I get an email from someone who was obviously upset asking me how I could do such a thing, a pet should be for life. Then she asked me if I would rehome my kids and what kind of price could I possibly put on them. I emailed her back saying if she gives me $50 for the cat, I'll throw my kids in for free.
CNN says to get over being angry, you should write down things you are grateful for. I’m grateful God gave me a mouth like a sailor and the talent to make up my own curse words during my fits of rage, I’m grateful for the hulk-like strength I have and amazed I could throw a person so far across the room, I’m grateful for being arrested by a cop who looked like Adam Sandler but didn’t understand why I was singing the Hanukah song and giggling on the way to jail, and I’m grateful I kept the medical expenses down by only dislodging one of her teeth. I’m blessed!
Sorry I've been MIA. Wish I could say I've been off taping my reality show but unfortunately my baby boy got real sick two days before taping and I had to ungracefully bow out...boohoo. All is well now and I'm back in the saddle waiting for my next chance to come along.
Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. Have a special Sunday!!! Your vote is in.
We live by encouragement and die without it - slowly, sadly, angrily. Keep trying you are going to make it! Have a super Friday and weekend. Your vote is in.
Regardless of how you feel inside, always try to look like a winner. Even if you are behind, a sustained look of control and confidence can give you a mental edge that results in victory. Have a special Wed. Your vote is in.