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'RHONY' Episode Recap: Three Tequila... Floor

Posted on 07/21/2017 by RealityWanted in The Real Housewives and General News

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by Ashley Thompson


And we're off! The ladies are in Mexico headed to Tequila to explore the tequila and get drunk off of the tequila. Except Sonja who claims that she will not be drinking. Wut?

While the other ladies are scoping out the gorgeous scenery, Ramona and Sonja are already off scouting the perfect room to share. Because if you're sharing a room you get the best one, right? And there are examples of the ridiculous id-behavior room-dibs over the years: St. Barts, Montana, Turks & Caicos, and more. Everyone is over it so they decide to draw numbers. As Bethenny says, "Karma's a bitch, and she always shows up. Even in Mexico." And Ramona and Sonja pulled the last numbers. Sorry, ladies, looks like you'll have to grow up now.

HAHAHAHA SYKE! Tinsley gave her #1 draw to Bethenny since she organized the whole trip. But Ramona believes that since Tinsley is living with Sonja at the moment, she should have given her #1 draw to Sonja. Huh?? They are utterly ridiculous and look like toddlers screaming about the perfect room. Let's be honest, every single room is perfect. What could there possibly be to throw a fit about? Like Carole says, "#noonegivesashit". Couldn't have said it better.

Since the room drama will never end, let's move on to the next version of being a polite guest. Bethenny shows up 90 minutes late to dinner, due to the stomach flu, and she's still the first one to the table. Granted they've all already had quite a few adult beverages, it's still not ok. Even worse, when Ramona finally shows up to dinner, she interrupts a thank you toast given to Bethenny from LuAnn in true Ramona style. That opens the door for Tinsley who flings the Page Six gossip straight to the dynamic duo, causing a she-said-she-said fiasco. But let's all take a moment to enjoy the drunk LuAnn who is slurring her words and getting a little.... um.... real. Losing all those fancy behaviors and getting on the lowlanders level... and eventually falling into the bushes! And then falling again off the patio! Pretty darn entertaining stuff from the former Countess. Unfortunately Ramona was the only one to witness the hilarity.

Want a review of the Page Six drama? Tinsley gets tipped off that "someone" has told the press that she is an inconsiderate house guest of Ms. Sonja. Tinsley believes she has worked hard at revamping her image and this is more damage to her reputation. The other Housewives believe it came straight from the horse's mouth. Yet Ramona thinks everyone is blaming her for the spilled tea. When it comes right down to it, no one really cares about any of it.

Photo by: Paul Cheney/Bravo


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