by Ashley Thompson

Watching Ramona chase Bethenny's tail is like watching clothes tumble in the dryer. It's never ending and makes your head spin. The question is, what does Ramona feel she can get from this friendship? It's not like they have ever been close, nor do they have anything in common. So what exactly is the benefit that Ramona is so desperate to obtain?

The post-Vermont/pre-Mexico in-between time deserves it's own party. Basically LuAnn's only intent for coming to this strange party-esque dinner is to help Bethenny man up and extend the invite to Ramona for the Mexico trip. Before she can do that, she has to approach Ramona in the first place. You can imagine that it didn't go well. Bethenny wants to explain why she's so hurt by Ramona but Ramona only wants to bug-eye out... the face she makes when she's freaking out and can't calm herself down. Bethenny quickly takes back her invitation very quickly and Ramona goes over the edge. Once the tears start falling Bethenny quips "The waterworks don't interest me" then quickly exclaims, "I don't want you to come... I take it all back." Like that would stop Ramona. She essentially feels that since it's a group tequila tasting, Bethenny can't take it away from her. Um... I don't think that's how hosting works but ok, go ahead and get to the personal trainer and tighten that ass for the bikinis in Mexico.

Tinsley is planning to move out of Sonja's house and into a hotel. Her purpose is to "straighten things out" but can anything make Tinsley straighten up? We all know she's just sick of living under Queen Sonja, no need to make excuses. Lucky for her, Carole is looking out for her, even setting her up on a date with an entrepreneur friend. But Tinsley won't stop talking about her ex-husband and ex-boyfriends, plus she still wears her wedding ring sooooo... how marriage-green is she actually? Ok, ok, she wears the wedding ring on her pinky. But that's still wearing it!

Side notes: Did Sonja feel uncomfortable flashing her vag in front of the cameramen while she was getting her nether regions layered? She didn't seem awkward about it at all.

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