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'RHONY': A Slippery Slope Episode Recap

Posted on 07/10/2017 by RealityWanted in The Real Housewives and General News

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by Ashley Thompson


The Housewives (LuAnn is only married one) are still in their shared ski chalet in Vermont. The last we saw, the ladies were at dinner coming to blows. Tinsley feels like everyone wants her to move on from her current crisis and she's just not ready. Bethenny now wants Tinsley to know she has her back, she's allowed to suffer as long as she needs to in order to get through to the other side. New BFF's?

What better way to get out some frustration than some fresh air and some exercise? So the ladies shall go skiing. Well, if Ramona can get past hitting on every. single. young. instructor in front of her. Even considering one a "good friend", yet the moment he and Dorinda have a conversation Ramona starts treating the young instructor like the help. Hmmm... jealous much? Dorinda immediately steps in and explains to the poor guy that he is not the waiter so stop taking Ramona's orders for drinks. Then she meets "restauranteurs" on the mountain and invites them to cook dinner for the ladies, on Bethenny's dime. No shame.

Should we mention that Bethenny is a walking brand? Even her snowboard and accessories say "Skinny Girl", ha! But poor Bethenny gets to come back off the slopes with the news that her ex-husband, Jason Hoppy, was arrested for stalking plastered all over Page Six. You can find the article(s) here: http://pagesix.com/2017/01/31/bethennys-ex-husband-jason-hoppy-arrested-for-harassment-stalking/. Getting a google alert like this is such a vacation downer, but it sounds like a daily downer for Bethenny in everyday life. One thing can be said about Bethenny through all of this, she hasn't really spoken negatively about her ex publicly. You can tell she's not thrilled with him, but she keeps her trap shut for the most part.

Not keeping their mouth shut is Carole who just wants to play Truth or Dare and ask everyone how old they were when they first had anal sex. Welp, ok. In case you're wondering, Tinsley was married, Dorinda thinks its "unacceptable behavior" and will not/would not, LuAnn refuses to discuss it. Sonja picks dare and has to french kiss a server, which she is more than willing to do. The conversation gets much more x-rated from there but at least we learn that Carole has had sex with George Clooney. And apparently he's a 9 in the sack. And to sweeten the pot, Ramon has had 3 lovers since her divorce but she does not count oral sex as sex... so there could be more. #TMI.

And Carole makes a toast: "There are wood ships and good ships and ships that sail the sea. But the best ships are friendships, may they always be."

Photo by: Patrick Ecclesine/Bravo


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