by Ashley Thompson

Did you know that Carnie Wilson, of Wilson Phillips fame, is a dessert chef? Neither did we. But she is and has a business called Love Bites. Kyle is using her for a dessert tasting party at her home... standard Housewife guest list and all. Well, except Kim's "sponsor" aka sober coach, Clare. This is also known as a walking billboard announcing Kim's sobriety. So, back off, bitches.

Lisa Rinna is still going back and forth on wether or not she actually called Kim "near death" and called Kyle an "enabler". As it turns out, she now believes she did say those things and Eden has actually been telling the truth this whole time. Now it's time to fess up. Even Erika knows that Rinna may not make it out alive from Kyle's house party, regardless of the gift for Kim's upcoming grand baby. Strangely enough Kim is mostly concerned with the icky feeling she gets from Eden, but that won't last long. Kyle catches Rinna and Eileen in a corner talking about the addiction conversation and Rinna immediately throws herself on her sword. Perhaps Eileen is right, maybe there is still something to be said for owning up to your short comings.

Even Eden is getting cut. Kim isn't only angry with Rinna for saying those things but she's angry with Eden for repeating them to Lisa Vanderpump. Poor Vanderpump gets lashed out at by Kyle... "Pick a lane!'. Soooooo...you can't say your truth without forgoing your loyalties. Right.

What was supposed to be a fun dessert tasting quickly turned into a sobriety contest and judging panel & no one is safe. Carnie tries to place herself in firing range but who knows if any of the ladies will respect her voice or take her seriously. She's logical and sincere. Definitely not Housewife material but thankfully she, and her cheesecake, was with the ladies for this night.

Photo by: Richie Knapp/Bravo