by Ashley Thompson

Kyle's husband owns real estate companies all over the world and to celebrate their 10th office opening, they are having a party in Punta Mita, Mexico. But before all of the Housewives head down to the party they must create drama... because without drama there will be nothing to talk about when they drink. Duh.

While Lisa R. is telling Kyle it's a sister/sister dilemma (as in Eden sees herself and her deceased sister in Kyle and Kim's struggles), Eden is telling Vanderpump that Rinna is questioning Kim's sobriety (aka talking sh!t). For whatever reason, Eden feels that tattling to Lisa V. will redeem her and Vanderpump will go to bat for her in the future. We're not so sure Lisa V. is queen bee anymore, but, this situation may certainly tell us. The funny thing about all of the drama is that Rinna won't even be in Mexico while all of the Housewives are talking about her. She'll instead be in NYC watching her daughter walk in Fashion Week for Tommy Hilfiger (with GIGI!). She may stop by at the end of her trip and surprise the women mid convo. Ha!

To be completely fair, Lisa R. did tell Eden that she (Eden) doesn't need to fix Kyle and Kim's relationship and she doesn't really want to talk about it. There's even video proof from before the Gatsby party. That doesn't matter, though. It's way more important to fill in the blanks with theory and then blow up at each other. You've got to love Erika's involvement, or lack thereof. Instead of having a possibly offensive opinion she just repeats what someone tells her, but does so excitedly. Example:

Lisa V.: "Eden has come to me and said Kim..."
Kyle: "... on the verge of death."
Erika: "ON THE VERGE OF DEATH?!?"

It's a great way of staying neutral. Unlike Dorit who is really trying to push the Rinna pill bag thing. Even throwing Eden under the bus for saying she takes Xanax occasionally, which causes all of the ladies to question Eden's sobriety.

Cue Lisa R.'s entrance.

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