by Ashley Thompson

Juliet's little fashion blog has turned into a business venture with a brand manager, blog assistant and pressure. Her coworkers have encouraged her to play up the American in London aspect of her design so she's joining the Caroline's for a a pub crawl on the Queens birthday, dressed a little young for their actual ages. And they have a mission, get inebriated and go to vintage stores. Also, Caroline S. wants us to know that Caroline F. is rigid about sex. Why that's our business, who knows. Perhaps it's deflection. Speaking of Caroline S., the thing that the women seem to have in common is that Caroline S. is pissing everyone off. "If everyone's calling you an asshole, maybe you're being an asshole." - Sophie

Sophie and ex-sis-in-law Caroline S. are meeting for lunch to hash things out. No more being London-esque and sweeping things over, it's time to Americanize this feud and get dramatic. What it boils down to is now that they are technically no longer family, loyalties are being questioned. And Caroline S. believes it's all Julie's fault.

Sophie, Adela and Marissa are celebrating the festive day at a ping pong bar. Isn't that Susan Sarandon's thing? Nevertheless, Sophie is as ready to pounce (sexually) as Marissa's husband. She's lining up the guys at the bar and getting her ping pong on rather aggressively. Adela is maintaining her sobriety so she's bouncing out early before Sophie and Marissa get in real trouble.

These ladies love sex. Or love talking about it. Or love prodding each other about it. Whichever way you chose, that's all this episode wants to focus on. Marissa has finally been cleared to have sex after the traumatic birth of her baby. She has bought lingerie with Sophie, which inadvertently turned her husband on, and she has teased him with a date night and alcohol. To be fair, he has had to wait more than 9 months because of all the complications. Methinks it's game. on.

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