by Ashley Thompson

Lisa R. is at QVC doing a special where she sells her clothing in a 24 hour loop and makes at least 8 appearances on live tv. Her relationship with the home shopping channel came about after she had to close her stores. Her main goal is to support her family so that her husband can do acting jobs he is passionate about. In fact, she has done so well, she can consider her goal met. Some thanks even to Eileen who calls in and give some friendly support. If it were up to Dorit, Lisa R. would be making undies just for Erika to have some vag support.

Last week we got a good peek at Dorit's new frenemy status with Erika. We also (kind of) got a peek at Erika's pantyless "hoo-ha". But in all reality, maybe Dorit should worry about her husband's wandering eyes rather than Erika's decision to go commando. Nevertheless, here we are, watching Dorit present Erika with a thong. Oh lawdy, here we go.

Erika seems to have most of the Housewives on her side and they all think Dorit is a little obsessed with the "crotch chronicles" as Eileen calls it. Let's play devil's advocate and assume that it's all in good fun. Even Erika is all about the jest until it sinks in that Dorit's husband intentionally kept looking AND after learning that this subject has been beaten to death with literally everyone in the group before Erika herself. In front of everyone, waiting for their chance to do an Escape Room, Erika flatly tells Dorit, "The more you talk about shit, the worse it gets.". Heed the warning, woman! Now, if only Lisa V. could stay out of it, maybe everyone could move on.

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