by Ashley Thompson

Vicki is starting a charity, uncomfortably enough called Kill All Cancer, and is backing it with her insurance policies. It's basically her way of earning karma points for the whole Brooks thing. Keeping her karma points at a low level is her ability to spread rumors all over the place. While Vicki is still defending her fake cancer debacle on twitter, Shannon is calling her out on twitter.

Shannon and her family are saying goodbye to the house they build and are (complaining about) moving to a beautiful ocean front rental in Newport Beach. Yes the oven is old, but just stay outside and look at the view. During a spa day to recoup from Glamis, Heather and Vicki take the opportunity to explain to Kelly and Tamra everything about Shannon's husband's affair. Heather says that David's sister had a friendship with the mistress. Vicki tells the ladies that David's mother had her over for family dinners. WELL NO WONDER SHANNON IS SO HURT AT ALL TIMES! THE WHOLE DAMN FAMILY WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR! BUT... Shannon explains that Heather is right and Vicki is wrong. Even going so far as to call her a liar in her tweets. Spreader of rumors, sure... liar? Harsh words.

Speaking of tumultuous marriages, Kelly is disclosing to the housewives that her marriage is still crumbling. It's clear from her conversations with her husband that they are definitely not in a good place, but it takes two to make it so horrible. Kelly is faced with he dilemma of staying together for her daughter or separating for a quieter existence. According to Kelly, she would rather stay married so that her husband doesn't influence their daughter negatively and possibly take her away. Although Michael never seems as bad as he is described while on camera, Kelly discloses that he was diagnosed with Narcissistic Personality Disorder. If this is true, what is happening behind closed doors may be more intense than what the cameras show. It is clear Kelly is emotionally suffering from something.

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