by Ashley Thompson

Shannon is off to her second honeymoon in Cabo. Hopefully she doesn't get pregnant on the third day like she did on her first honeymoon. Also, let's talk about watching Shannon pack for a quick trip. Salts for her hormones, essential oils, distilled water for her nasal wash... c'mon, woman! Pack a bikini and some flip flops and lets get this party started!

Off at Merv Griffin's estate, Vicki has rented the whole place for a big birthday party. She has even invited Kelly, who shows up either to be nosy or to show of her huge baby bump... also known as she doesn't even know if she's pregnant yet and she probably has to pee. No pooch. Zero pooch.

While at this party weekend, Tamra still can' t seem to keep her mouth shut. She tells Vicki that Heather is uncomfortable with bringing her kids around Kelly at the upcoming families trip to Glamis Dunes. You know, after the whole sushi incident with the c and f bombs. Then, of course, Vicki tells Kelly. And Kelly gets overly sensitive and defensive about it. In true Housewives fashion Tamara invites Heather and Kelly to dinner to duke it out, I mean discuss their issues. Tamara isn't so much worried about being the peacekeeper, she's more worried about not being blamed for starting it all.

At dinner, Heather wants it to be known that she is not angry with Kelly, she is disgusted by her behavior. Kelly apologizes and says it will never happen again but her words seems insincere. Her tears look real, though. Through her tears she also explains that her child is very well behaved and gets straight A's. Not sure what that has to do with anything but m k. Heather is willing to give Kelly another chance but she has no interest in believing that Kelly's vulgar behavior will stop. We. shall. see.

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