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Duck Dynasty: Search N Decoy

Posted on 07/09/2015 by Elizabeth in Duck Dynasty and General News

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By Ashley Thompson

 

Miss Kay and Jessica are part of the Big Sisters Club where they cook good food and have good talks. This week Jessica is taking her mother-in-law bowling to add a little exercise to her weekly baking clubs. To prove he is as good at bowling as ever, Willie decides to join the ladies... even showing up early to practice. After Miss Kay falls (not injured) Willie gets his mojo back and starts bowling like he means it. But he's not the most competitive, Jessica is on her toes. Ultimately Willie's team wins and Miss Kay has to pay up... $200 or in Miss Kay terms, 200 cupcakes.

Have you ever seen a man whittle a block of wood into a beautiful decoy? Phil has and he considers the man a genius. Jase only thinks the man is a genius because of his ability to con Phil into giving him $1,000 per decoy. They are impressive but I don't know about $1K impressive. Nevertheless Phil brings bartering gifts for a 10% discount. The gift you ask? Liquified duck. Let me explain. Apparently if you hang a dead duck up for a few months it begins to liquify inside, you then put your mouth on the south end and basically drink the duck. That's what they said, I'm just the messenger. Phil is so adamant that these wooden decoys are so much better than the (much cheaper) plastic ones that he spent almost $20,000 on them! He even bets Jase that his plastic ones are distinguishable. Game on. Jase' plan is to make his, um, distressed decoys and make them look a little more fancy so that Phil can't tell them apart. Yet Phil blows the head off of that plastic bird like it's not even a thing. Easy peasy. Looks like the duck whittler is a genius after all.

 

Photo by Gurney Productions


  


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