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Duck Dynasty: Coop! There It Is!

Posted on 01/23/2015 by Elizabeth in Duck Dynasty and General News

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By Ashley Thompson

 

Jep and his wife, Jes, are moving into Willie's neighborhood. Unfortunately, they bought a fixer upper so while their new house is being renovated, they are staying with the in-laws. However, Si has offered up his own place for the family of 6 offering Cheerios and a cat. I can't understand why Jep said, "No thanks".

 

One thing in-particular that needs to be moved is the chicken coop. Well, Jep calls it a chicken coop, everyone else seems to call it a piece of crap much like his new house. Since he gutted the entire residence, only the mantle remains. Except for that lovely spot that his 80 inch LED 4D Ultra HD TV could go. Cue Jes' evil eye. Willie's and Jep's solution is to buy a new chicken coop, "Women like brand new things". He's begging for that last shred of dignity. A little bit of sticks and brush on top does not make it new, so Jes encourages Jep to bite the bullet and buy a new one. He may have lost the coop battle but he's adamant on winning the TV war. Good luck with that, Jep.

Meanwhile Jase and his family are going fishing... with soda bottles. Not Missy, though. Once Jase starts spraying the soda Missy goes running, "Save your shoes!". Basically you put out the jugs and attach string to it with worms, and the fish come to you. No really! It worked! They caught several fish including a 30 lb catfish! Hush Puppies anyone?

 

Meanwhile Jase and his family are going fishing... with soda bottles. Not Missy, though. Once Jase starts spraying the soda Missy goes running, "Save your shoes!". Basically you put out the jugs and attach string to it with worms, and the fish come to you. No really! It worked! They caught several fish including a 30 lb catfish! Hush Puppies anyone?

 

Photo credit: A&E


  


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