By Ashley Thompson

While out to lunch with skeleton #1 (Elizabeth aka "Princess", Tony's ex-girlfriend he broke up with to come to Chicago) she flirts with their waiter right in front of him and claims being in Chicago is an "opportunity" for her. Obviously Tony is pissed. But not as pissed as he's going to be when skeleton #2 (Alyssa aka "Queen", another ex/stalker of 8 years... that he conveniently had sex with before coming to Chicago) shows up at the house. Both girls despise each other. To add to the drama, Tony spend the night with a Madison (roommate) just the night prior. But Tony is scared of Elizabeth and Elizabeth is scared of Alyssa. KABOOM! That's the sound of fireworks.

Elizabeth loves to boss Tony around but Tony must like it because he's choosing his "Bottom Bitch" over his "Side Chick" (Sylvia and Violetta's names for Elizabeth and Madison). As Violetta puts it, "Tony wants all the cake but not the calories that come with it".

In the meantime, the house is going out to celebrate the new roomie, "Princess" birthday. Because what better way to say 'it sucks you're here' than to party together? And bless her little, naive heart Madison is trying her hardest to be nice to her replacement in Tony's life but Elizabeth isn't having it. The roommates have Madison's back, though, and naturally Elizabeth's belongings are thrown over the railing. Can't people just have discussions without burning the house down? Nope, it's The Real World and the alcohol is free-flowing.

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